Oct 23 2012 1:05 8 notes

GUESS WHO IS BAAACK!!!

May 22 2012 22:27 1 note

evilplotting
Following you because you say it how it is regarding this ask blog anon hate business. You're pretty cool, i'll tell you that.

Is little girls jealous of other little girls because tall stripy beanplant men get one mate each. There are not enough tall stripy beanplants to go around.

Thanking you.

May 22 2012 15:12 1 note

I go look for interesting people, entire site is little girls whining over tall stripy man. Human ladies need to sort out their priorities.

May 22 2012 14:15 1 note

Is good day so far. I saw blue hair bird flop on the floor. She is terrible flier. Is real funny to watch.

May 21 2012 19:37

paperstar
how'd you first get to know mrs. kangaroo?

Jane is good acquaintance. We go way back. I move into jungle of Nool, she goes “humph”, like that, and say I fly like drunk elephant. I tell her she fly like brick. (Kangaroos, they do not fly. Was a joke.) She banned me from south part of jungle for three weeks, bro.

May 21 2012 19:21

paperstar
what's your favourite dinner, vlad?? :D

Dinner? Dinner is like breakfast, lunch, whatever. I eat dead things. Raw.

Also cookies; I am on good terms with other Vlad, it has perks. Mrs. Kangaroo is also pretty good with food.

But, eh, we vultures are scavengers. I eat anything, bro.

May 21 2012 18:59

False alert, was only on customise page. I like these little apples thingies

May 21 2012 18:58

What is this “wisdom of Confucius”, I did not put this on my blog

May 21 2012 18:57

tumblrbot
WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Crunching bones maybe. Getting a good job.

Is all relative. I have pretty great temperament, you know? Not like rest of website. You all complain about weather and shoes. Is ridiculous.