GUESS WHO IS BAAACK!!!
Is little girls jealous of other little girls because tall stripy beanplant men get one mate each. There are not enough tall stripy beanplants to go around.
I go look for interesting people, entire site is little girls whining over tall stripy man. Human ladies need to sort out their priorities.
Is good day so far. I saw blue hair bird flop on the floor. She is terrible flier. Is real funny to watch.
Jane is good acquaintance. We go way back. I move into jungle of Nool, she goes “humph”, like that, and say I fly like drunk elephant. I tell her she fly like brick. (Kangaroos, they do not fly. Was a joke.) She banned me from south part of jungle for three weeks, bro.
Dinner? Dinner is like breakfast, lunch, whatever. I eat dead things. Raw.
Also cookies; I am on good terms with other Vlad, it has perks. Mrs. Kangaroo is also pretty good with food.
But, eh, we vultures are scavengers. I eat anything, bro.
False alert, was only on customise page. I like these little apples thingies
What is this “wisdom of Confucius”, I did not put this on my blog